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    A Bullet for Father Christmas

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      The handcuffs snapped shut around the wrists of the three suspects. It was only a question which one of them broke down first and talked.

      The winner was Sarah Green. “You can’t arrest me,” she snapped, “I didn’t do anything. It was William who shot the guy and William who forced me and Devi to back him up. We didn’t do anything.”

      “We never meant for him to die,” Devi Patel added, “It was self-defence.”

      Not to be left out, even William Smythe decided to talk at last. “This is a gross miscarriage of justice,” he insisted, “This Rudy whatever his name was robbed my store and threatened me and my staff with his gun. I only shot in self-defence, so why am I suddenly the villain in this piece?”

      “He had a gun,” Devi Patel added, trying to hold back the tears that threatened to overwhelm her, “It was so horrible.”

      “The gun Rudy Billings used to threaten you was only a toy,” Helen said.

      “Well, how on Earth was I supposed to know that?” William Smythe demanded, straining against his handcuffs, “It certainly looked real enough.”

      “I have no doubt that you felt genuinely threatened by Rudy Billings,” Helen said, “And if you’d called the police at once after shooting him, you’d probably have gotten off with a rap on the knuckles about the unlicensed gun. But instead you decided to cover up your deeds and commit a bit of insurance fraud while you were at it. And that’s why you’re going down.”

      She turned to PC Jackson. “Take them away, Constable.”

      Once the three prisoners had been booked, accompanied by a lot of whining and crying and complaining, Helen returned to the office to write up her report.

      The office was largely deserted, since everybody was either home with their families or out Christmas shopping. The emptiness was actually soothing, Helen thought. No idle chatter to distract her from the job at hand.

      On her desk, there were two parcels, one bigger and one smaller, both wrapped in paper that would have been festive, if it hadn’t been covered in little Daleks and Tardises. There was also a note, composed in PC Walker’s primary school perfect handwriting.

      Hi boss,

      I got the Dancing Groot toy for Olivia and since you can’t have Groot without Rocket Raccoon, I got Rocket, too. Hope she likes them.

      I also picked up an extra for you, boss. I know you tend to kill houseplants, but Groot is rather hardy. Merry Christmas, boss.

      PS: He likes Michael Jackson.

      In spite of herself, Helen smiled. She picked up the smaller of the two packages and tore open the wrapping paper (Daleks? Really?). Inside was a box containing a flower pot, from which sprouted a vaguely plantlike plastic thing with a very unplantlike grinning face. Apparently, it danced if you gave it a push or so the box claimed.

      Helen opened the box and put the pot onto her desk.

      “Michael Jackson, eh?” she said to the thing, not even feeling silly about talking to a plastic plant, “Well, we’ll have to work on that. Let’s see how you like the Sex Pistols. Or maybe we’ll better start with The Clash.”

      The End

      About the Author

      Cora Buhlert was born and bred in North Germany, where she still lives today — after time spent in London, Singapore, Rotterdam and Mississippi. Cora holds an MA degree in English from the University of Bremen and is currently working towards her PhD. Cora has been writing, since she was a teenager, and has published stories, articles and poetry in various international magazines. When she is not writing, she works as a translator and teacher. Visit her on the web at www.corabuhlert.com or follow her on Twitter under @CoraBuhlert.

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      A Bullet for Father Christmas

      Acacia Crescent

      Bank Job

      Cartoony Justice

      Christmas Gifts

      Countdown to Death

      Courier Duty

      Debts to Pay

      Demolition

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      Elevator of Doom

      Family Car

      Flights of Madness

      Flying Bombs

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      Honeypot

      Hostage to Passion

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      Letters from the Dark Side

      Loot

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      Mean Streets and Dead Alleys

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      New York City’s Finest

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      Open Season

      Outlaw Love

      Overdose

      Paris Green

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      Pissed

      Rites of Passage

      Seedlings

      Seeing Red

      Seraglio

      The Apocalypse Protocol

      The Butcher of Spain

      The Cork and the Bottle

      The Dark Lily

      The Great Fraud

      The Hidden Castle

      The Hybrids

      The Iron Border

      The Kiss of the Executioner’s Blade

      The Other Side of the Curtain

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      Thirty Years to Life

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      Whaler

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