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THE MONEY MOON
A Romance
By
JEFFERY FARNOL
Author of "The Broad Highway," etc.
Frontispiece by A.I. KELLER
1911
To "JENNIFER"
The One and Only
Whose unswerving FAITH was an InspirationWhose GENEROSITY is a bye-word;This book is dedicated as a mark of GRATITUDE and AFFECTION
Jeffery Farnol Feb. 10, 1910
CONTENTS
CHAPTER
I WHICH, BEING THE FIRST, IS, VERY PROPERLY, THE SHORTEST CHAPTER IN THE BOOK
II HOW GEORGE BELLEW SOUGHT COUNSEL OF HIS VALET
III WHICH CONCERNS ITSELF WITH A HAYCART, AND A BELLIGERENT WAGGONER
IV HOW SMALL PORGES IN LOOKING FOR A FORTUNE FOR ANOTHER, FOUND AN UNCLE FOR HIMSELF INSTEAD
V HOW BELLEW CAME TO ARCADIA
VI OF THE SAD CONDITION OF THE HAUNTING SPECTRE OF THE MIGHT HAVE BEEN
VII WHICH CONCERNS ITSELF AMONG OTHER MATTERS, WITH "THE OLD ADAM"
VIII WHICH TELLS OF MISS PRISCILLA, OF PEACHES, AND OF SERGEANT APPLEBY LATE OF THE 19TH HUSSARS
IX IN WHICH MAY BE FOUND SOME DESCRIPTION OF ARCADIA, AND GOOSEBERRIES
X HOW BELLEW AND ADAM ENTERED INTO A SOLEMN LEAGUE AND COVENANT
XI OF THE "MAN WITH THE TIGER MARK"
XII IN WHICH MAY BE FOUND A FULL, TRUE, AND PARTICULAR ACCOUNT OF THE SALE
XIII HOW ANTHEA CAME HOME
XIV WHICH, AMONG OTHER THINGS, HAS TO DO WITH SHRIMPS, MUFFINS, AND TIN WHISTLES
XV IN WHICH ADAM EXPLAINS
XVI IN WHICH ADAM PROPOSES A GAME
XVII HOW BELLEW BEGAN THE GAME
XVIII HOW THE SERGEANT WENT UPON HIS GUARD
XIX IN WHICH PORGES BIG, AND PORGES SMALL DISCUSS THE SUBJECT OF MATRIMONY
XX WHICH RELATES A MOST EXTRAORDINARY CONVERSATION
XXI OF SHOES, AND SHIPS, AND SEALING WAX, AND THE THIRD FINGER OF THE LEFT HAND
XXII COMING EVENTS CAST THEIR SHADOWS BEFORE
XXIII HOW SMALL PORGES, IN HIS HOUR OF NEED, WAS DESERTED BY HIS UNCLE
XXIV IN WHICH SHALL BE FOUND MENTION OF A CERTAIN BLACK BAG
XXV THE CONSPIRATORS
XXVI HOW THE MONEY MOON ROSE
XXVII IN WHICH IS VERIFIED THE ADAGE OF THE CUP AND THE LIP
XXVIII WHICH TELLS HOW BELLEW LEFT DAPPLEMERE IN THE DAWN
XXIX OF THE MOON'S MESSAGE TO SMALL PORGES, AND HOW HE TOLD IT TO BELLEW--IN A WHISPER
XXX HOW ANTHEA GAVE HER PROMISE
XXXI WHICH, BEING THE LAST, IS, VERY PROPERLY, THE LONGEST, IN THE BOOK
CHAPTER I
_Which, being the first, is, very properly, the shortest chapter in thebook_
When Sylvia Marchmont went to Europe, George Bellew being, at the sametime, desirous of testing his newest acquired yacht, followed her, andmutual friends in New York, Newport, and elsewhere, confidently awaitednews of their engagement. Great, therefore, was their surprise when theylearnt of her approaching marriage to the Duke of Ryde.
Bellew, being young and rich, had many friends, very naturally, who,while they sympathized with his loss, yet agreed among themselves, that,despite Bellew's millions, Sylvia had done vastly well for herself,seeing that a duke is always a duke,--especially in America.
There were, also, divers ladies in New York, Newport, and elsewhere, andcelebrated for their palatial homes, their jewels, and their daughters,who were anxious to know how Bellew would comport himself under hisdisappointment. Some leaned to the idea that he would immediately blowhis brains out; others opined that he would promptly set off on anotherof his exploring expeditions, and get himself torn to pieces by lionsand tigers, or devoured by alligators; while others again feared greatlythat, in a fit of pique, he would marry some "young person" unknown, andtherefore, of course, utterly unworthy.
How far these worthy ladies were right, or wrong in their surmises, theywho take the trouble to turn the following pages, shall find out.