ORLOK
Would you say they're...humongous?
ELLEN
Definitely. In fact, they might be a little too big.
ORLOK
Really?! Then you shall feel them dig into your neck now!
ORLOK grabs ELLEN and bites HER neck (for real), and THEY fall down to the bed.
ELLEN
Oh, Orlok! Bite deeper!
END ACT 2, SCENE 3
2.4 THE LEGENDARY FIGHT SCENE! BEGIN!
The STAGEHANDS come out and remove the window and door, but STAGEHAND 1 and STAGEHAND 2 stare at ORLOK necking with ELLEN.
STAGEHAND 2
Mr. Count? Mr. Count? Hey, Orlok?
ELLEN
(to ORLOK) Ooooh. That's good. Right there.
STAGEHAND 2
So…what do we do here?
ELLEN
(to ORLOK) Yes!
STAGEHAND 1
Watch?
THEY laugh.
JAMIE (OS)
Next scene!
STAGEHAND 1
They’re doing it on the bed. What are we supposed to do about it?
JAMIE enters.
ELLEN
(to ORLOK) Keep going! Don't stop!
JAMIE
Oh, God! That's disgusting!
JAMIE gets a squirt bottle from just offstage and squirts ORLOK. ORLOK reacts as if HE's been squirted with acid.
ORLOK
Ahhh!
ELLEN
What are you doing?! Water kills vampires!
ORLOK
Holy water! Holy water! Only holy water burns my flesh!
ELLEN
Holy water? Are you Catholic?
JAMIE squirts ORLOK with the bottle again.