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    Let Sleeping Vets Lie

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      tied-on skin in a non-committal way, then after a few seconds she gave a

      few quick licks and the merest beginning of the familiar deep chuckle.

      I began to gather up my gear. "I hope he makes it," I said. "Those two

      need each other." As I left the pen Herbert, in his new jacket, was

      still working away.

      For the next week I hardly seemed to have my coat on. The flood of sheep

      work was at its peak and I spent hours of every day with my arms in and

      out of buckets of water in all corners of the district - in the pens, in

      dark nooks in farm buildings or very often in the open fields, because

      the farmers of those days

      didn't find anything disturbing in the sight of a vet kneeling in his

      shirt sleeves for an hour in the rain.

      I had one more visit to Rob Benson's place. To a ewe with a prolapsed

      uterus after lambing - a job whose chief delight was comparing it with

      the sweat of replacing a uterus in a cow.

      It was so beautifully easy. Rob rolled the animal on to her side then

      held her more or less upside down by tying a length of rope to her hind

      legs and passing it round his neck. In that position she couldn't strain

      and I disinfected the organ and pushed it back with the minimum of

      effort, gently inserting an arm at the finish to work it properly into

      place.

      Afterwards the ewe trotted away unperturbed with her family to join the

      rapidly growing flock whose din was all around us.

      "Look!" Rob cried. "There's that awd ewe with Herbert. Over there on

      ttright!in the middle of that bunch." They all looked the same to me but

      to Rob, like all shepherds, they were as different as people and he

      picked out these two effortlessly.

      The were near the top of the field and as I wanted to have a close look

      at them we manoeuvred them into a corner. The ewe, fiercely possessive,

      stamped her foot at us as we approached, and Herbert, who had discarded

      his woolly jacket, held close to the flank of his new mother. He was, I

      noticed, faintly obese in appearance.

      "You couldn't call him a runt now, Rob," I said.

      The farmer laughed. "Nay, t'awd lass has a bag like a cow and Herbert's

      gettin" the lot. By yaw, he's in clover is that little youth and I

      reckon he saved the ewe's lifeshe'd have pegged out all right, but she

      never looked back once he came along."

      I looked away, over the noisy pens, over the hundreds of sheep moving

      across the fields. I turned to the farmer. "I'm afraid you've seen a lot

      of me lately, Rob. I hope this is the last visit."

      "Aye well it could be. We're getting well through now ... but it's a

      hell of a time, lambin" isn't it?"

      "It is that. Well I must be offi'll leave you to it." I turned and made

      my way down the hillside, my arms raw and chafing in my sleeves, my

      cheeks whipped by the eternal wind gusting over the grass. At the gate I

      stopped and gazed back at the wide landscape, ribbed and streaked by the

      last of the winter's snow, and at the dark grey banks of cloud riding

      across on the wind followed by lakes of brightest blue; and in seconds

      the fields and walls and woods burst into vivid life and I had to close

      my eyes against the sun's glare. As I stood there the distant uproar

      came faintly down to me, the tumultuous harmony from deepest bass to

      highest treble; demanding, anxious, angry, loving.

      The sound of the sheep, the sound of spring.

      Chapter Three.

      "Them masticks," said Mr. Pickersgill judicially, 'is a proper bugger."

      I nodded my head in agreement that his mastitis problem was indeed

      giving cause for concern; and reflected at the same time that while most

      farmers would have been content with the local word 'felon" it was

      typical that Mr. Pickersgill should make a determined if somewhat

      inaccurate attempt at the scientific term.

      Sometimes he got very wide of the mark as one time long after this when

      Artificial Insemination or AI was gaining a foothold in the Dales he

      made my day by telling me he had a cow in calf to the ICI.

      However he usually did better than this - most of his efforts were near

      misses or bore obvious evidence of their derivation - but I could never

      really fathom where he got the masticks. I did know that once he

      fastened on to an expression it never changed; mastitis had always been

      'them masticks" with him and it always would be. And I knew, too, that

      nothing would ever stop him doggedly trying to be right.

      Because Mr. Pickersgill had what he considered to be a scholastic

      background. He was a man of about sixty and when in his teens he had

      attended a two week course of instruction for agricultural workers at

      Leeds University. This brief glimpse of the academic life had left an

      indelible impression on his mind, and it was as if the intimation of

      something deep and true behind the facts of his everyday work had

      kindled a flame in him which had illumined his subsequent life.

      No capped and gowned don ever looked back to his years among the spires

      of Oxford with more nostalgia than did Mr. Pickersgill to his fortnight

      at Leeds and his conversation was usually laced with references to a

      godlike Professor Malleson who had apparently been in charge of the

      course.

      "Ah don't know what to make of it," he continued. "In ma college days I

      was allus told that you got a big swollen bag and dirty milk with them

      masticks but this must be another kind. Just little bits of flakes in

      the milk off and on neither nowt nor something, but I'm right fed up

      with it, I'll tell you."

      I took a sip from the cup of tea which Mrs. Pickersgill had placed in

      front of me on the kitchen table. "Yes, it's very worrying the way it

      keeps going on and on. I'm sure there's a definite factor behind it all

      - I wish I could put my finger on it."

      But in fact I had a good idea what was behind it. I had happened in at

      the little byre late one afternoon when Mr. Pickersgill and his daughter

      Olive were milking their ten cows. I had watched the two at work as they

      crouched under the row of roan and red backs ,and one thing was

      immediately obvious; while Olive drew the milk by almost imperceptible

      movements of her fingers and with a motionless wrist, her father hauled

      away at the teats as though he was trying to ring in the new year.

      This insight coupled with the fact that it was always the cows Mr.

      Pickersgill milked that gave trouble was enough to convince me that the

      chronic mastitis was of traumatic origin.

      But how to tell the farmer that he wasn't doing his job right and that

      the only solution was to learn a more gentle technique or let Olive take

      over all the milking?

      It wouldn't be easy because Mr. Pickersgill was an impressive man. I

      don't suppose he had a spare penny in the world but even as he sat there

      in the kitchen in his tattered, collarless flannel shirt and braces he

      looked, as always, like an industrial tycoon. You could imagine that

      massive head with its fleshy cheeks, noble brow and serene eyes looking

      out from the financial pages of The Times. Put him in a bowler and

      striped trousers and you
    'd have the perfect chairman of the board.

      I was very chary of affronting such natural dignity and anyway, Mr.

      Pickersgill was fundamentally a fine stocksman. His few cows, like all

      the animals of that fast-dying breed of small farmer, were fat and sleek

      and clean. You had to look after your beasts when they were your only

      source of income and somehow Mr. Pickersgill had brought up a family by

      milk production eked out by selling a few pigs and the eggs from his

      wife's fifty hens.

      I could never quite work out how they did it but they lived, and they

      lived graciously. All the family but Olive had married and left home but

      there was still a rich decorum and harmony in that house. The present

      scene was typical The farmer expounding gravely, Mrs. Pickersgill

      bustling about in the back ground, listening to him with quiet pride.

      Olive too, was happy. Though in her late thirties, she had no fears of

      spinsterhood because she had been assiduously courted for fifteen years

      by Charlie Hudson from the Darrowby fish shop and though Charlie was not

      a tempestuous suitor there was nothing flighty about him and he was

      confidently expected to pop the question over the next ten years or so.

      Mr. Pickersgill offered me another buttered scone and when I declined he

      cleared his throat a few times as though trying to find words. "Mr.

      Herriot," he said at last, "I don't like to tell nobody his job, but

      we've tried all your remedies for them masticks and we've still got

      trouble. Now when I studied under Professor Malleson I noted down a lot

      of good cures and I'd like to try this 'un. Have a look at it."

      He put his hand in his hip pocket and produced a yellowed slip of

      paper:~ almost falling apart at the folds. "It's an udder salve. Maybe

      if we gave the bags a good rub with it it'd do "'trick."

      I read the prescription in the fine copperplate writing. Camphor,

      eucalyptus, ~ zinc oxide - a long list of the old familiar names. I

      couldn't help feeling a hint.` of affection for them but it was tempered

      by a growing disillusion. I was about to say that I didn't think rubbing

      anything on the udder would make the slightest ~ difference when the

      farmer groaned loudly. ~:

      The action of reaching into his hip pocket had brought on a twinge of

      his lumbago and he sat very upright, grimacing with pain.

      "This bloody old back of mine! By yaw, it does give me some stick, and

      doctor can't do nowt about it. I've had enough pills to make me rattle

      but ah get no relief."

      I'm not brilliant but I do get the odd blinding flash and I had one now.

      "Mr. Pickersgill," I said solemnly, 'you've suffered from that lumbago

      ever since I've known you and I've just thought of something. I believe

      I know how to cure it."

      The farmer's eyes widened and he stared at me with a childlike trust in

      which there was no trace of scepticism. This could be expected, because

      just as people place more reliance on the words of knacker men and meal

      travellers than their vets" when their animals are concerned it was

      natural that they would believe the vet rather than their doctor with

      their own ailments.

      "You know how to put me right?" he said faintly.

      "I think so, and it has nothing to do with medicine. You'll have to

      stop: milking."

      "Stop milking! What the 'elf ... ?"

      "Of course. Don't you see, it's sitting crouched on that little stool

      night and morning every day of the week that's doing it. You're a big

      chap and you've got to bend to get down there - I'm sure it's bad for

      you."

      Mr. Pickersgill gazed into space as though he bad seen a vision. "You

      really think ... '

      "Yes, I do. You ought to give it a try, anyway. Olive can do the

      milking. She's always saying she ought to do it all."

      "That's right, Dad," Olive chimed in. "I like milking, you know I do,

      and it's time you gave it up - you've done it ever since you were a

      lad."

      "Dang it, young man, I believe you're right! I'll pack it in, now - I've

      made my decision!" Mr. Pickersgill threw up his fine head, looked

      imperiously around:

      him and crashed his fist on the table as though he had just concluded a

      merge. between two oil companies I stood up. "Fine, fine I'll take this

      prescription with me and make up the udder salve. It'll be ready for you

      tonight and I should start using it immediately."

      It was about a month later that I saw Mr. Pickersgill. He was on a

      bicycle pedalling majestically across the market place and he dismounted

      when he saw me.

      "Now then, Mr. Herriot," he said, puffing slightly. "I'm glad I've met

      you. I've been meaning to come and tell you that we don't have no flakes

      in the milk now.

      Ever since we started with t'salve they began to disappear and milk's as

      clear as it can be now."

      "Oh, great. And how's your lumbago?"

      "Well I'll tell you, you've really capped it and I'm grateful. Ah've

      never milked since that day and I hardly get a twinge now." He paused

      and smiled indulgently. you gave me some good advice for me back, but we

      had to go back to awd Professor Malleson to cure them masticks, didn't

      we?"

      My next encounter with Mr. Pickersgill was on the telephone.

      "I'm speaking from the cossack," he said in a subdued shout.

      "From the what?"

      "The cossack, the telephone cossack in "'village."

      "Yes, indeed," I said, 'and what can I do for you?"

      "I want you to come out as soon as possible, to treat a calf for

      semolina."

      "I beg your pardon?"

      "I'ave a calf with semolina."

      "Semolina?"

      "Aye, that's right. A feller was on about it on "'wireless the other

      morning."

      "Oh! Ah yes, I see." I too had heard a bit of the farming talk on

      Salmonella infection in calves. "What makes you think you've got this

      trouble?"

      "Well it's just like that feller said. Me calf's bleeding from the

      rectrum."

      "From the ... ? Yes, yes, of course. Well I'd better have a look at him

      - I won't be long."

      The calf was pretty ill when I saw him and he did have rectal bleeding,

      but it wasn't like Salmonella.

      "There's no diarrhoea, you see, Mr. Pickersgill," I said. "In fact, he

      seems to be constipated. This is almost pure blood coming away from him.

      And he hasn't got a very high temperature."

      The farmer seemed a little disappointed. "Dang, I thowt it was just same

      as that feller was talking about. He said you could send samples off to

      the Labrador."

      "Eh? To the what?"

      "The investigation labrador - you know."

      "Oh yes, quite, but I don't think the lab would be of any help in this

      case."

      "Aye well, what's wrong with him, then? Is something the matter with his

      rectrum ?"

      "No, no," I said. "But there seems to be some obstruction high up his

      bowel which is causing this haemorrhage." I looked at the little animal

      standing motionless with his back up. He was totally preoccupied with

      some internal discomfort and now and then he strained and grunted


      softly.

      And of course I should have known straight away - it was so obvious. But

      I Suppose we all have blind spells when we can't see what is pushed in

      front of our eyes, and for a few days I played around with that calf in

      a haze of ~ignorance, giving it this and that medicine which I'd rather

      not talk about.

      But I was lucky. He recovered in spite of my treatment. It wasn't until

      Mr. Pickersgill showed me the little roll of necrotic tissue which the

      calf had passed that the thing dawned on me.

      I turned, shame-faced, to the farmer. "This is a bit of dead bowel all

      telescoped together - an intussusception. It's usually a fatal condition

      but fortunately in this case the obstruction has sloughed away and your

      calf should be all right now."

      "What was it you called it?"

      "An intussusception."

      Mr. Pickersgill's lips moved tentatively and for a moment I thought he

      was going to have a shot at it. But he apparently decided against it.

      "Oh," he said "That's what it was, was it?"

      "Yes, and it's difficult to say just what caused it."

      The farmer sniffed. "I'll bet I know what was behind it. I always said

      this one 'ud be a weakly calf. When he was born he bled a lot from his

      biblical cord."

      Mr. Pickersgill hadn't finished with me yet. It was only a week later

      that I heard him on the phone again.

     

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